Oodalolly oodalolly, golly what a semana!

Oodalolly oodalolly, golly what a semana. Last P-day, we rented Reck-it Ralph. It was super cool. But now all the misionaries can´t stop singing the Sugar Rush song. Our president is great. I think we have a lot in common. My companion leaves Monday, and I´m a little nervous/excited about that. We had to move the devils pineapple again today because it was dying. Speaking of food, I ate chicken heart, sticky fruit, fried blood, and wasp. The chicken heart tasted how you´d expect. Sticky fruit is yummy and quite sticky. Fried blood is nasto-patronum. And I´d really rather not talk about the wasp. My companion got bit by a big horsefly. So he murdered it with a talk by Lawrence E. Corbridge. My companion is so odd. The other day in a lesson, a chicken pooped on his Book of Mormon. So he picked up the poor chicken and used it to wipe the poop off. I´m going to miss that guy. I love the people here.

 Everyone always says that their desires change a lot in the mission. I think that´s true. I´ve actually decided that I need to write dubstep. It started with a dream, in the which I had the brilliant idea to make a dubstep-mix with the dialogue from Forest Gump. And ever since then, I keep having great ideas for dubsteps. I think I was meant to become a dubstep composer. Possibly even one of the greats. We shall see. WWEEERPVROOM DOWMEEERSHWOOOOODUHHH. That´s one of the pieces I´m working on right now. It´s about how sometimes we need to look back, to remember why we move forward. But the President discourages me from writing on days other than P-day. Or anything similar to Mo-Pop.

 I´m actually kind of healthy, which is cool.  If you sent me a package, I would like candies for the childrens. Maybe a cork. Our investigators are brilliant. It´s less how we teach, but their desire to learn. If we can convince them to read the BoM and pray about it, they are ready. The people here are super receptive to the Spirit like that. 

Much love!!!!

Elder Alexander